Morpheus is really bugging the crap out of me right now, it's not connecting to ANYTHING! And it's making me mad.
Hmm.. what happened to me today? Ehh... nothing as usual. Expect me to have more to post when I come back from Ireland ♣. I should have loads to tell you about leprechauns and sheep and fields nd green then. Maybe I'll even take home a pot of gold!!! (Sorry all Irish people out there who are getting more and more pissed by the minute. All my stereotypes will be gone when I get back, I promise!)
Ooh! I read the most hilarious description of Yoda ever possible today.
Ok. OK. I really need to start posting more random crap than quizzes, I know. But nothing's been happening. I mean, I had a four day weekend, and so, I stayed home, and when I stay home, NOOOOOOOTHING happens. But I do have another nifty little quiz. The results crack me up though. :P
Probably the greatest Jedi Knight of all. Like Obi Wan, you are wise and keep your feet on the ground at all times. You will not be outsmarted by anyone. You are always faithful to your friends. Be careful though, danger lurks around every corner - you could even be betrayed by those closest to you.
Seems God was just about done with creating the universe but
he had two extra items left over in his bag so he decided to
split them between Adam and Eve.
He told them that one of the items he had left was something
that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a
very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering
if either one of you would like that."
Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged "Oh, give that to
me! I'd love to be able to do that. It seems just the sort of
thing a man should be able to do. Please. Please! Pleeease!
Give it to me." On and on he went like an excited little boy.
So Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it
so badly, he should have it. So God gave Adam the thing that
allowed him to pee while standing up and he was so excited.
He whizzed on the bark of a tree and then went off to write
his name in the sand, laughing with delight all the while.
God and Eve watched him for a moment and then God said to
Eve, "Well, here's the other item and I guess you can have it."
I really need to watch Star Wars 4, 5, and 6. Wow, George Lucas is good. I mean, 20 years after he made the movies he can still get people to want to watch them. I doubt I'll want to watch Moulin Rouge! in 20 years.
I was reading about Galileo today in my Physics book, and the first thought that came into my mind was "Wow! We saw his grave in Florence!" ....is that weird?
